The distance between 2 phrases in spacetime.

The crazy one here. That's who I am. Quiet, loud, normal, weird, friendly, loner. Lovefool.

So, now, as a physicist, I wonder:

What is the spacetime distance from "strange and beautiful" to "helpless and frustrated"?

Should you use some help, check this diagram from Minkowski's space. You can find some useful equations there as well. Just beware you would be doing a classical calculation.

And finally, I just wanted to make clear that I do not perceive reality as a formal, deterministic, analytic function of homogeneous time.

Thank you :)